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Mehak jata hai dil uski khushbo se

Misleading sms Mehak jata hai dil uski khushbo se Mere hont jaise hi usay cho lain Raat ki tareeki ho ya din ka ujaala . . . . . . . Naaz Pan Masala : . Naaz Pan Masala : Tm log to na. Har waqt...

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Ek Chhota Rasta Bhi Mushkil Mehsoos Hota Hy Jab

Misleading sms Ek Chhota Rasta Bhi Mushkil Mehsoos Hota Hy Jab Saath Koi Chalnay Wala Na Ho Tou.. Lekin Us K Bar-Aks, Ek Bara Aur Dushwaar Guzaar Rasta Bas Chand Qadmon Main Simat Jata Hai Jab, . . . ....

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Famous saying If u want to be great

Misleading sms Famous saying If u want to be great you must follow Great people and Seriously I have no objection if u want to follow   “Newton” But wait a sec, did u just think about Me instead of...

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Meri Har Khta Ko Maaf Kr Dena Ye Soch Kr

Misleading sms Meri Har Khta Ko Maaf Kr Dena Ye Soch Kr,,, “” “” Shayad Ye Meri Zindagi Ka Aakhri saal ho… .. .. .. .. Pakistan Me :- (‘.’) <) (> / / Banda Mulk Se Bahar Bhi Ja Sakta He ap Log To...

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Hi….. jaan

Misleading sms Hi….. jaan . . . . . . . . Nikal rahi hai garmi se… Or log pata nahi kya kya samajh lety hain. The post Hi….. jaan appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi | Poetry sms in Urdu.

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People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind

Funny sms English People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind . . They don’t punish them every time They just give them. . . a . “WIFE” The post People disobey Parents many times But...

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Phool Insano se ziyada Khubsurat hote hain

Misleading sms ,*””*,*””*, .  ‘   *  , Phool Insano .  “*,*” Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hote Hain; Lekin Kuch Insaan! ,*””*,*””*, .  ‘   *  , Phoolon Se .   “*,*”Bhi Ziyada Khubsoorat Hote Hain! Jaise ~K!...

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius

Misleading sms Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. The post Aap...

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1 Badshah ko 1 LaRki pasand Aagai, Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha,

Misleading sms 1 Badshah ko 1 LaRki pasand Aagai, Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha, Badshah ne SunaaR ko DaRbaR me Bulaya, 4 Din GuzaRny k Bawajud bhi sunaaR Badshah k DaRbaR me na Aaya to Badshah ne sunaaR...

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Silence is the Best Answer For All Questions!

Funny sms English Silence is the Best Answer For All Questions! Smile is the Best Reaction In All Situations! Unfortunately Both Never Help In Nikah , Interview n Exams.:-p The post Silence is the Best...

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If we lose our pen we can buy a new one..

Misleading sms Excelent words: If we lose our pen we can buy a new one.. But.. If we lose pen cap we can’t buy new one.. So.. . . . . . Always buy a ‘tik tik’ Wala pen..:p The post If we lose our pen...

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1 Gaon mein 2 dost rehtry they

Misleading sms 1 Gaon mein 2 dost rehtry they 1 ka naam tha “JO” or dosray ka naam tha “WO” 1 din “JO” k pas jin agaya “JO” ny dar kr “WO” ko Awaz di “WO bhag kr aya to jin ko dekh kar “WO ka inteqal...

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I think hum mazeed sath nae rah saktay Hamara sath

Winter season sms I think hum mazeed sath nae rah saktay Hamara sath bus yahin tuk tha Sorry :(:-(;-( . . . . . . . . Dear summer Gud bye . HAPPY WINTER….:) The post I think hum mazeed sath nae rah...

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آپکو لمبے بالوں والی نیلی نیلی آنکھوں والی

Misleading sms اللہ آپکو لمبے بالوں والی نیلی نیلی آنکھوں والی گلابی گلابی ھونٹوں والی پتلی پتلی کمروالی خوبصورت سی پیاری سی معصوم سی شرمیلی سی شریف سی (بکری) عطافرماۓ قربانی کیلۓ <<آمین>>...

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Malala yousaf k bary main aik ajeeb inkeshaf.

Misleading sms Malala yousaf k bary main aik ajeeb inkeshaf. jis bande ne malala ko goli mari hay wo kehta hay k jab mane firing kar di malala ose waqt mar gai, mey yeh dek k hairan hua jab osky khon...

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1 larki apni maa ko bht tang krti thi

Misleading sms 1 larki apni maa ko bht tang krti thi Hmesha pareshan krti rehti thi 1din usk dosto ne pocha q krti ho esa? Usne kaha me kuch b karu mri maa mje kehti hy Allah tmhe “Hidayat” de. Or Mje...

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Plz ap key jitne relative Rajanpur Jampur aur DG Khan me

Misleading sms Plz ap key jitne relative Rajanpur Jampur aur DG Khan me rehty hain unko inform kar dain k CIA aur ISI or dosry zaraya sy pata chala hy k tamam bus stops, sadar bazar, tarfik chowk,...

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Very Important Health Tips For Winter Season,

Health Tips sms Very Important Health Tips For Winter Season, Don’t Eat Moong Phali, Soup, Samosay, Dry Fruits, Oranges, Chocolate, Fish & Sandwich . . . . Without Me. Incoming search terms:tib e...

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“Change Can’t B Given To U Everytime, U Must Bring The Change”

Jokes sms “Change Can’t B Given To U Everytime, U Must Bring The Change” Great lines said by… Bashir sabzi Wala Matlab Mehrbani Kr K Khulley Paisy Lay k aya kro The post “Change Can’t B Given To U...

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Mere Ghar Sunday Ko Zarur Aana Hum Ap ko

Misleading sms Mere Ghar Sunday Ko Zarur Aana Hum Ap ko Zarda Pulao Cold Drink Matar Paneer Gulab Jamun IceCream Pizza aur Roast . Se Hone Wale NUQSAN K Bare Me Btaengy.: Incoming search terms:new...

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Ek Handsom Boy Class Mei Aaya Sari Girls Dekhty Hi Deewani,

Misleading sms Ek Handsom Boy Class Mei Aaya Sari Girls Dekhty Hi Deewani, Larky Ne Aaty Hi Kuch Kaha Tu saari Girls Behosh.. Socho Kia Kaha Ho ga?? ? ? ? ? ? ? Baji Jagah Dein Jhaarru Lagana Hai… The...

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ehty hein k Khobsurat Chezen Dekhne Se Insaan Khud B Khobsurat Ho Jata Hy

Funny sms urdu Kehty hein k Khobsurat Chezen Dekhne Se Insaan Khud B Khobsurat Ho Jata Hy… . . Ab pata nhi, . . . Ap k pas . . Meri tasveer hy k nahi??:-)) The post ehty hein k Khobsurat Chezen Dekhne...

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Special information. Aj raat chand ko mat dekhna

Misleading sms Special information. Aj raat chand ko mat dekhna . Wrna . . . . . . Apko Meri yad ajayegi..:):p Incoming search terms:7line sad shayariThe post Special information. Aj raat chand ko mat...

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Dunya mein aik saanp esa hy

Picture MMS Incoming search terms:urdu IQ testteacher or pathan latifyfunny pathan jokes in urduurdu latifyurdo moti poetryquestion pictures for facebook in urduquestion of the day in urduquestion...

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Never cry for the person who hurts you

Funny sms Urdu Never cry for the person who hurts you…, Just smile nd say, “fittay munh tera hun bach kay raven meray tow…”;):) The post Never cry for the person who hurts you appeared first on Funny...

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Dunia Main 3 log Bht Mas0om 0r Achey Hain.

Misleading sms Dunia Main 3 log Bht Mas0om 0r Achey Hain…..!! (‘,’)/ <)) 1 Me…;) _//_ -2nd miri mama ki ladli tiii……! (‘.’) <((> Yani Me….;) .//_ =0r..,,, -3rd aap ke Frnd….! (‘,’) <)) Yani...

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Ek baat Bolon? Naraz Mat hona

Misleading sms Ek Baat Bolon? . . . . Naraz Mat hona . . . . Bol dun? . . . . . Mein Aap Se . . . . . . Boht . . . . . . . . Pyar . . . . . . . . . . Se Keh raha hun keh uth jao Warna @ \(-_-) |-=|\...

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yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr

Funny sms urdu yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz.. Sent: 18-April-2013 01 : 38:39 Pm Massage centre +92300000042 Msg frward kro jitna aa...

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Kehte hain agr subha uth kr achay insaan ko yaad kro to

Good Morning sms :-*Kehte :-*Hain :-*Agr :-*Subha :-*Uth :-*Kr :-*Achay :-*Insaan :-*Ko :-*Yaad :-*Kro :-*To :-*Din :-*Buhat :-*Acha :-*Guzarta :-*Hai :-*Is Liye :-*Maine :-*Socha :-*Aapko :-*Apni...

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Meri bat tawajo se suno….,

Misleading sms Meri bat tawajo se suno…., . Apni care kia kro . Waqt par khana khaya kro . Daily 2 glass doodh pia kro . Fruits ko kasrat se khao . Aesi cheizo se perhaiz kro jo sehat ko kharab kr din...

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